The "Dole Life"

As Kanye West famously proclaims “Welcome to the Good Life!”. In this short little discussion, YNG LDN will provide those of you who are unaware of the beauty the Dole has to offer, what you could be doing with a spare 20 minutes on Monday at 2.20pm. “So, I just sign this piece of paper, tell you I’ve been looking for a job and you give me £90 every two weeks?”…….”Yep”. There it is. I’ve been looking for a job ever since I graduated from Greenwich Uni, but with my current job (signing the paper), why would I want to leave? I’ve got job security, my coworkers make me feel good when I’m at the office (drunk people are reaaaallly friendly sometimes!) and I’m able to buy Sushi with my wages (amongst the top 20% in the world). Ok, my car requires the skills of a Sainsbury’s Car Washing Expert, and Diesel Jeans are a months earnings, but until I’m the fully robotic employee I envision for my near future, why not!? Hopefully, I’ll become a millionaire blogging, or simply Youtubing my way to the “Good Life” Kanye really meant, but until then, I’ll continue to get Yo! to Go! for lunch.